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Girls that smell like flowers when they see an attractive guy

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Cly garden fertilizer.

    Or maybe yogurt that's gone south.
  2. #22
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or maybe yogurt that's gone south.

    Nope, garden nutrients.
  3. #23
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They have these little perfume squirters in their purses, and pull them out once in awhile.

    I'd suspected that, but literally none of these women use that sort of thing and the ones that use any kind of perfume don't have one that matches these flowery fragrances. That lead me to believe if it was artificial, it was something they douched with so it only got activated when they're horny, but I really must suspect it's not artificial and just how they smell naturally.
  4. #24
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8070015/Men-SMELL-woman-aroused-attractive-sexually-excited.html

    Men can literally sniff out when a woman is sexually aroused - and find them more attractive when they are - a study has discovered.

    In a series of blind tests where men inhaled the scent of a woman's sweat, the same woman was deemed to be more attractive when sexually aroused.

    The investigation into carnal lust also found exposure to the chemical signals emanating from female sweat increases the sexual arousal levels of men.

    Told ya.

    There should be an app for that though.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8070015/Men-SMELL-woman-aroused-attractive-sexually-excited.html



    Told ya.

    There should be an app for that though.

    and they call this escalator.

    i always sniff them on the way up.

    thats how which ones have hairs and which ones do not.
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and they call this escalator.

    i always sniff them on the way up.

    thats how which ones have hairs and which ones do not.

    Does that mean if a girl is behind you going up she will smell your ass?
  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my sense of smell is so fucked up from institutional conditioning. Ill be at the DMV and smell an old lady who smells like "girl" and get a massive boner and fantasize about fucking her. Ive fucked semi attractive girls in cat piss smelling traps as long as they had an ounce of femininity about them.

    I dont know if girls smell any different when theyre turned on but even if they smell like wet dog I will secks them
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz It was awkward as I'm certain she was way too young for me, but, as soon as she noticed I was there, the room began to smell that way. It went from smelling like nothing to that… Like a field of really nice flowers.

    What you experienced was a mini stroke. You’re probably gonna die of a brain aneurysm very soon
  9. #29
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Does that mean if a girl is behind you going up she will smell your ass?

    no, i dont wear skirts.

    that also why womem wear skirts, to better facilitate their v odor dispersal.
  10. #30
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    more like girls that smeel like shit when they fart am i rite fam
  11. #31
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo my sense of smell is so fucked up from institutional conditioning. Ill be at the DMV and smell an old lady who smells like "girl" and get a massive boner and fantasize about fucking her. Ive fucked semi attractive girls in cat piss smelling traps as long as they had an ounce of femininity about them.

    I dont know if girls smell any different when theyre turned on but even if they smell like wet dog I will secks them

    That's pretty sad.
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