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Douglas Monks is an insomniac...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, he does not regularly take meds, exercise or eat right ...consequently, he is always trying to get his life back on track. 🥺
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You should text him everyday and encourage him to sleep, take his vitamins and generally steer him in the right direction.
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    WELLHUNG WHEN WILL U VISIT HOUSTON??????.
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    Vitamins are pointless if you are getting a healthy well balanced diet. Eat well, do 100 laps at the velodrome twice a week and you wont need vitamin pills or suffer insomnia.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    How long does it take u to do 100 lapses at the velodrome, cutie?
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee How long does it take u to do 100 lapses at the velodrome, cutie?

    Not long,

    Average speed 40 to 50 mph
    100 laps @ 250 meters per lap = about 15 miles

    20 mins or so.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wow so you're saying you're fast, cute, tall and rich? Mmmm
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wow so you're saying you're fast, cute, tall and rich? Mmmm

    No, you said that. The only thing I'm rich in is Charisma, intellect and humility.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Hello?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, you said that. The only thing I'm rich in is Charisma, intellect and humility.

    Also Zloty
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks?
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Eeee eeeeeee
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Douglas is currently working his factory gig. It's punishing for him, physically. He is not used to such hard work, folks.🤔🤨
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    Originally posted by WellHung Douglas is currently working his factory gig. It's punishing for him, physically. He is not used to such hard work, folks.🤔🤨

    The restaurant gig is over again already? jeez, what did he do this time.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he works at his familys tomato ranch in beefa texas, hes most likely going to inherit it one day. he wants to expand it alot and grow even more tomatos but also expand into chicken ranching
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by A College Professor he works at his familys tomato ranch in beefa texas, hes most likely going to inherit it one day. he wants to expand it alot and grow even more tomatos but also expand into chicken ranching

    §m£ÂgØL will be hitting him up for a job then.
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    btw, I don't think you ranch tomatoes and chickens, you grow them usually.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Posting in a derailment thread
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