tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
My coworker pinched my hand between her and my chair. Come Thursday, there's gonna be a bruise.
2020-03-03 at 8:03 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Kiss my booboo better? 🥺
2020-03-03 at 9:53 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
pondering the chances I took today when I went to town to buy viddles,, motherfuckers were wearing god damn face masks everywhere,, well on there faces but at every store I was in
2020-03-03 at 10:14 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
smokin a doobie of golilla glue trien to forget about my resent exposure to the virus,, and the god damn news is just harping up a storm about the virus
2020-03-04 at 8:22 AM UTC
Sticking my dick in a pigmented pussy
2020-03-04 at 9:49 AM UTC
Raping and injecting hot loads into WellHung's cherry ass
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2020-03-05 at 6:51 AM UTC
Burning up with fever and watching Dr Sleep
2020-03-05 at 7:37 AM UTC
Na bro I'm not but my boxer briefs are not in my ass crack so it feels like I'm winning tonight
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2020-03-05 at 1:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
You wear tightie whities with your name written on the elastic inside
You probably wear the same but with someone elses name on the inside because you bought them used at Value Village.
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2020-03-05 at 2:35 PM UTC
-posting
-planning tonight's dinner
-making plans for Sat 21st
-doing a load of laundry
