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Renee Zellweger

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she is super hot. I can actually see myself having a relationship with her and not just a one time fuck.
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    Does she know about this?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lol shes probably with some Edward Norton looking mother ducker that would come around the corner and skool you with a crowbar Brompton
  4. #4
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I saw her first
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    Originally posted by Wariat she is super hot. I can actually see myself having a relationship with her and not just a one time fuck.

    yea, back in 2003 shes was super cute.

    but sadly time has rendered her unfuckable.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, back in 2003 shes was super cute.

    but sadly time has rendered her unfuckable.

    would you eat a 3 day old doughnut if it was free?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson would you eat a 3 day old doughnut if it was free?

    i would but shes not a donut tho.

    shes more like a steamed char siew bun.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i would but shes not a donut tho.

    shes more like a steamed char siew bun.

    The point was if it's free you'd fuck it, don't lie.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The point was if it's free you'd fuck it, don't lie.

    Remember...vinny is pure/untouched so he might be scared
  10. #10
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Remember…vinny is pure/untouched so he might be scared

    Speaking of 3 day old doughnuts...
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Speaking of 3 day old doughnuts…

    Hey now! Be nice.
  12. #12
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Who the hell eats old donuts?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Who the hell eats old donuts?

    Not me. Im a fresh..ish ouf of the oven donut.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The point was if it's free you'd fuck it, don't lie.

    no, meryl strip maybe,

    but not renee.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, meryl strip maybe,

    but not renee.

    into granny porn huh..got it.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Remember…vinny is pure/untouched so he might be scared

    yes. its usually me that do all the touching.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Who the hell eats old donuts?

    10 seconds in the microwave and they are fresh again.

    Thrift tips #903
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Not me. Im a fresh..ish ouf of the oven donut.

    look at all those melted sugars.
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    She's all hole and no nut.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes. its usually me that do all the touching.

    Oh? So youre not VVV? vindictive virgin vinny?
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