2020-03-03 at 2:49 AM UTC
You can do it with other inhaleable things, but cigarettes have pizzazz
*Sigh* [puts a cigrit in mouth]"yeah man and then she left me for a Mexican"*lightscigrit*
+2/628?
Figure that out BUZZ
2020-03-03 at 2:59 AM UTC
what i like about cigarettes is that you always make nothing of them, and it's cool to hold smoke and fire in your hand for no reason.
but even if you're good at smoking and keep it to 3-6 a day, only half of the cigarettes are ever really 'nice'
why i quit again a couple months ago and i'll probably pick it up again in a year or two.
2020-03-03 at 3:01 AM UTC
One of my favorite conversational tactics is to start saying something then take a puff and finish what I was saying on the exhale
2020-03-03 at 3:01 AM UTC
Back when I used to smoke anyway. It’s a revolting habit
2020-03-03 at 6:26 PM UTC
i dont have a son that takes penises up the ass.
YOUR DEAD TO ME
*slams ciggarette onto the floor*
2020-03-03 at 10:33 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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2020-03-04 at 1:06 PM UTC
he used to live in san fran and then he cucked for mal, not surprising
2020-03-04 at 1:42 PM UTC
use a meth pipe for more emphasis. you start talking, take 30 seconds to pause and hit your pipe, and then drop the final dramatic part of the sentence
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