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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Okay.. so you might think I'm crazy and all I want is you. But when mq was bitching about his phone I thought lol whut a cuck.. then the exact same thing happened to my phone the other and I'm not even a phone gont and I was like man this really sucks because I rather buy a 100 dollars of fried chicken and booze. So I go get the Samsung phone and its gay as shit, it was even worse than my last phone on all levels and I'm not a phone guy like a said and I was getting bombarded with adds and just general bullshit that was gayer than a bitch... so I take it to a different store and there like NOPE.. CANT DO IT HERE CHICKEN.. and I was like heard so I take it back and get the same I originally had and paid a little more and I thought weeeeeeeel.. I sure am tired and then today it updated and it wouldn't connect to my wifi router.. wow.. just wow.. so I call up customer service and they blow me off so then I call Microsoft to get them to remotely get my password for my router incase I'm just crazy because I didn't name the password my ex gf chzboogerz did and its like her birth date.

    So I call back the phone customers service and the lady is like.. have you restarded the phone.. and put in the password again? And I was like yeah of course.. that's why I'm calling you lady.. and she was like mr monks.. are you profusely sweating and I was like lol what?

  2. #2
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i hate niggers. and asians. and jedis. and indians. and fags.
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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    What kind of phone did you get and where did you get it from?
    I am in need of a near easier to hear phone because I think I am going deaf.
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