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Yanks dropping like flies as Corona goes epidemic in Washington State

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    -US death toll climbs to 5; all in WA.
    -2 new cases confirmed in Tampa Bay
    -Santa Clara County confirms 2 more cases, bringing county total to 9
    -Gottlieb warns US cases likely in 'low thousands'
    -Illinois announces 4th case
    -Boris Johnson: "A very significant expansion" of the virus is "clearly in the cards"
    -Italian death toll climbs 18 to 52 while total cases surpasses 2,000
    -BMW tells 150 to quarantine after Munich employee infected
    -WHO's Tedros: Virus is "common enemy" of humanity so don't focus on blame
    -Jordan reports first two cases
    -Death toll in France doubles, total cases climb to 191
    -Tunisia reports first case
    -UK total climbs to 40
    -OECD warns global growth could fall by half
    -Indonesia reports first cases
    -"Progress is being made" toward a vaccine
    -Cuomo says NY expects more cases
    -India confirms 2 more cases
    -'Official' Iran death toll hits 66
    -EU confirms 38 deaths across 18 members
    -First cases confirmed in Fla.
    -2 Amazon employees test positive in Milan

    Virus now in 7 US states: Washington, California, Illinois, Rhode Island, New York, Florida and Oregon
    San Antonio virus patient re-hospitalized after testing positive

    China warns it could face 'locust invasion'
    * * *

    Update (1420ET): Washington State health officials announced Monday that three more coronavirus patients in King County have died, bringing the US death toll to 5.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/washington-state-confirms-2nd-us-coronavirus-death-amid-rash-new-cases-virus-updates

    Corona is spreading via unknown means in the US. It is obvious that the USA's third world health system - which exists mostly to bankrupt the ill - is to blame.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    6 yanquis ded now
    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/washington-state-confirms-2nd-us-coronavirus-death-amid-rash-new-cases-virus-updates
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    they're now panic buying and its only a matter of time before walmarta get raided.

    lol.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    It's all over san antonio, but they'll never admit it. If this were taken very seriously they wouldn't be allowing all these infected people to keep going around spreading the virus. As a virus, it can be kind of painful depending on who catches it, but it's mostly just annoying.

    It seems to be triggered by toxic smoke like a lot of viruses. I was doing fine until I inhaled the smoke of a rotten log that caught on fire. Now it's all fuckity.

    Super tired. Weed helps a lot, a fuck of a lot. Beer helps psychologically, and cigarette smoke seems to make it a lot worse. Not the first virus I've had which would be triggered by smoke, but this one seems especially triggered by it and I think that's partly why so many people were dying in china, the air quality.

    EDIT: This has been common sense to me since I was a kid, but if you get this shit, to prevent re-infection, keep everything clean. Lysol, and wash your bed sheets and clothes accordingly. I'd tried not to spread this shit and I'm not one of the people that is sneezing a lot from it, but it's affecting everyone differently and there's people sneezing and slinging snot everywhere.

    This being a very international city, I must say, it shall be literally impossible to contain this virus. You're all going to get infected whether you like it or not. And sooner may be better than later. This is why they warned against weaponizing the common cold over ten years ago, it mutates too damn fast and it's too damn contagious as it is.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i love you, corona-chan
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    surprised it hasn't hit hard here yet considering how many chinese that can afford to travel there are
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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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    Splam African Astronaut
    Uh oh, I live only an hour's drive from Washington state.

    Better raid the grocer tomorrow.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://youtu.be/JJOLuT56FVg

    lol, they're dropping CDC containment guidelines and treating it the same as the regular flu
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    Originally posted by aldra surprised it hasn't hit hard here yet considering how many chinese that can afford to travel there are

    the incubation period is on average 2 week plus, so the wave will surge once every two weeks.

    once it arrive it will be exponential.

    dont worry, yours will come soon.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they're now panic buying and its only a matter of time before walmarta get raided.

    lol.

    Stupid fucking Americans.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stupid fucking Americans.

    at least none got shot ober toilet papers.

    yet.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny at least none got shot ober toilet papers.

    yet.

    May happen, but not on a large scale. Too much fluoride, soy etc in the diet, and the national guard etc is always itching to shoot their fellow americans and tell them what to do.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    6

    Not exactly dropping like flies

    More die falling off ladders every day

    (Usually illegal Mexicans,so they don’t count)
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    Splam African Astronaut
    Ding. I'm more scared of faulty stair cases than sharks and terrorists combined. Si far the Corona is far down on the list.
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    The Americans of the past would be horrified at the pussification that has happened to the general populace these days.

    Back when women and men headed out to the frontier, no roads, no utilities, just a covered wagon, a rifle and a dream. Pops staying up through the night while wifey slept in case an Indian war party decided to drop by.

    Skip forward 200yrs and now your average American is worry about catching a fucking cold.

    Some of you people need to play the Oregon Trail.

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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The Americans of the past would be horrified at the pussification that has happened to the general populace these days.

    Back when women and men headed out to the frontier, no roads, no utilities, just a covered wagon, a rifle and a dream. Pops staying up through the night while wifey slept in case an Indian war party decided to drop by.

    Skip forward 200yrs and now your average American is worry about catching a fucking cold.

    Some of you people need to play the Oregon Trail.


    I always killed more animals than we were supposed to while playing that game. I think it was partly meant to teach ethics.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Only really old people dying

    Someone keep an eye on stl.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Meanwhile tens of thousands have died of the common flu since the coronavirus was released. Just goes to show how bumbling these New World Order idiots really are.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    jesus christ you retards. nobody dies of the fucking flu except people that have a 50/50 chance of dying any given day anyways.

    how the fuck does the sniffles kill you. just blow your nose.
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