i got so stoned i ate two boxes of girl scout cookies

1. 2020-03-01 at 9:28 PM UTC

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   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   over the last 12 hours or so, 6 of which i was asleep for. and i was on meth, and i can still eat more. now i have to go buy more in the next few hours for this girl i told i was going to give some. the girl scouts are probably going to be like fuck this guy is fat as fuck. what kind of scumbag level do u need to reach to do something like that
2. 2020-03-01 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I just want to eat a girl scout.
   
   
3. 2020-03-01 at 10:03 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You have a moral obligation to stay away from the girls.
4. 2020-03-01 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Erekshun You have a moral obligation to stay away from the girls.

   
   get the fuck out of my thread pussy
5. 2020-03-01 at 10:10 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   the girl scouts here are kinda brats, I actually don't even like cookies/sweets to be honest. And they will hassle me and I'll be like lol maybe another time love, and they'll see me walking back home and ask me again. its like if they did something else like make kombucha or sold beef jerkey i'd be down, I just don't like cookies. but its just the easiest thing to throttle that box of green mint chip in your face thats been around since before the moon
6. 2020-03-01 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 get the fuck out of my thread pussy

   
   Got a triggered over here.
7. 2020-03-01 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   yea i usually dont eat sweets either but lately i have been because my body is starved of calories
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Erekshun Got a triggered over here.

   
   yea im gonna trigger my uzi and turn your face into gooey shit you fucking coward
8. 2020-03-01 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Coward? Wouldn't I have to cower first?
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9. 2020-03-01 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby the girl scouts here are kinda brats, I actually don't even like cookies/sweets to be honest. And they will hassle me and I'll be like lol maybe another time love, and they'll see me walking back home and ask me again. its like if they did something else like make kombucha or sold beef jerkey i'd be down, I just don't like cookies. but its just the easiest thing to throttle that box of green mint chip in your face thats been around since before the moon

   
   I am seeing them all over here. Little bitches asking for money but homeless trash can not without being asked the leave.
10. 2020-03-01 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Misterigh I am seeing them all over here. Little bitches asking for money but homeless trash can not without being asked the leave.

    
    You should carry around a bottle full of gasoline and when you encounter a girl scout, douse her in it and throw a lit match at her. Teach them a lesson.
11. 2020-03-02 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    Nonce Houston
    Someone say girl scouts?
12. 2020-03-02 at 12:26 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ You should carry around a bottle full of gasoline and when you encounter a girl scout, douse her in it and throw a lit match at her. Teach them a lesson.

    
    What lesson would that be?
13. 2020-03-02 at 12:34 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun What lesson would that be?

    
    don't play with fire.