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i think my microwave plate has cancer

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    there was some growth starting about an inch in from the outer circumference a few days ago and is growing rapidly. i took it to the microwave plate doctor and they confirmed that it has cancer at a young age of 1 year and 3 months. they told me cancer was relatively rare in plates like mine and that it was almost certainly due to overexposure to carcinogens. it will probably die soon, idk what to do.
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