My mom and dad got a new puppie my moms chaweenie died at the end of december they put her down, but she had a good run, they got her when on my birthday when I turned 18 and was already a couple years old. My dad told me that my mom was really sad after all the guineue fowl and parots died in the fire and and wanted a new dog so they got this one, its looks super nervous but its cool they have more chickens for him to chase around and a land. My mom hasn't named him yet my dad said because she wants to see how he acts, but I suggest little bromo, or Bill Krozby, or taxi.. because evidently he's speedy..
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Originally posted by CASPER
that dog does need a xanax though
yeah its kinda fucked up, like when I got my cat archie a few years ago I got him because he was the only cat that didn't have like sixteen nipples and actually walked up to me and talked to me, but he didn't eat the first couple of days and I was kinda worried that he was going to die and my mom told me to make some bacon and put the grease on his paws so I did and he licked his paws and started eating his food so he chilled out, but now he's on me like a cheap suit but I love the little gont, it wouldn't be the same with out him.
Even when I'm sick and not feeling weel, he'll totally come up to me and pet me and ask me if I'm alright "daddy" I speak catanese.
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Originally posted by section 8 housing hero
is it still a virgin or have you raped it already.
most likely how their last dog died. from a terminal case of herpes after excessive kÂrozeweenie rape-age.
ooooohkay... you're a weirdo.. and I don't think you can die from herpes lol things just die after awhile its what happens. my ex gf's dog had an alliGAYtor bite off his leg in lousiana and he survived it but had his leg amputated, it was kinda cringey/funny though when I saw it try to run up the stairs and face planted lol.. I was like are you alright man?
