I have a cold.

1. 2020-02-29 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   MR,
   I thought you were too tough of a guy to ever get sick.🤢
2. 2020-02-29 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Your blood is now a bioweapon. You may sell it to certain groups who may be interested in paying a high price.
3. 2020-02-29 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   More annoying than fatal.
4. 2020-02-29 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Get one of your guns and shoot that damn cold!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace
5. 2020-02-29 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Get one of your guns and shoot that damn cold!

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Splam Your blood is now a bioweapon. You may sell it to certain groups who may be interested in paying a high price.

   
   I think you might be onto something here.
6. 2020-02-29 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You might be transmitting a new and improved superior version of the virus as well.
7. 2020-02-29 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You might be transmitting a new and improved superior version of the virus as well.

   
   Did you read that on infowars
8. 2020-02-29 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fox Did you read that on infowars

   
   The frog story turned about to be true. Using human fetus parts for animal DNA experimentation.
   
   https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019/06/embryo-experiments-take-baby-steps-toward-growing-human-organs-livestock
9. 2020-02-29 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not gonna click that link but growing human organs is badass. I hope they kill even more babies to figure out how to do that shit
10. 2020-02-29 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #30
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Not gonna click that link but growing human organs is badass. I hope they kill even more babies to figure out how to do that shit

    
    Fuck yeah lets breed them for stem cells too
11. 2020-02-29 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox Not gonna click that link…

    
    You think ScienceMag is going to hurt you?
12. 2020-02-29 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You think ScienceMag is going to hurt you?

    
    Im not gonna fall for ur elite hacker trickz
13. 2020-02-29 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Better watch out MR. There's been 2 more cases found in Washington state.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2020-02-29 at 4:38 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Better watch out MR. There's been 2 more cases found in Washington state.

    
    I'm hocking up green phlegm. No cough or snot, slight throat ache.
    
    I go into peoples houses and touch every last piece of furniture that they have every day .
15. 2020-02-29 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I'm hocking up green phlegm. No cough or snot, slight throat ache.
    
    I go into peoples houses and touch every last piece of furniture that they have every day .

    
    Use hand steriliser.
16. 2020-02-29 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #36
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Use hand steriliser.

    
    *sanitizer
    
    Dum euroniggr
17. 2020-02-29 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I just read the thread title for the 25th time in my subscriptions but this time around i read it as 'i have a child'.
    
    Slightly disappointed.
18. 2020-03-01 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hey. You still alive?
19. 2020-03-01 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey. You still alive?

    
    Unfortunately, yes. Sore throat almost gone.
    
    P.S. first U.S. death from coronavirus is in my state.
20. 2020-03-01 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Unfortunately, yes. Sore throat almost gone.
    
    P.S. first U.S. death from coronavirus is in my state.

    
    So, no feelings of impending doom at all?