I have a cold.

1. 2020-02-27 at 7:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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2. 2020-02-27 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Corona
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   • Cheyes
3. 2020-02-27 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Corana-chan has blessed you.
4. 2020-02-27 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   thats what happen when you dont shoot the corona fairy.
   
   aldra
5. 2020-02-27 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol dude you were just saying the other day you were hanging out with that Russian guy just back from China right. You have coronavirus lmao.
   
   Go to the doctor and get ur ass quarantined before you spread it
6. 2020-02-27 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What state do you live in? I hope not Florida
7. 2020-02-27 at 8:24 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Do not be greedy. Share Corona-chan's blessings with your friends and neighbours.
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   • aldra
8. 2020-02-27 at 8:27 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do not be greedy. Share Corona-chan's blessings with your friends and neighbours.

   
   amd the indian under his apartment.
   
   aldra
9. 2020-02-27 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do not be greedy. Share Corona-chan's blessings with your friends and neighbours.

   
   It's obviously the right thing to do.
10. 2020-02-28 at 10:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Lol dude you were just saying the other day you were hanging out with that Russian guy just back from China right. You have coronavirus lmao.
    
    Go to the doctor and get ur ass quarantined before you spread it

    
    But it was very mild. I had a cough and a runny nose for 2-3 days, now my throat just hurts a lil bit, but I feel fine otherwise.
    
    The whole point is to spread it.
    
    p.s. I already spread it to some ukrainian. The belorussian seems to have cleaner european blood, he is not getting sick yet.
11. 2020-02-28 at 10:39 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I should go spit on peoples dogs so that they get sick and later infect their human bitches as well.
12. 2020-02-29 at 12:44 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i agree with you about that
13. 2020-02-29 at 12:56 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Most of us don't even notice the sniffles. Just weak bitches like you.
    
    
    Call back when you have full blown coronavirus. I'll suck your tonsils out of your throat.
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14. 2020-02-29 at 1 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Are you still alive??
15. 2020-02-29 at 1:04 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you still alive??

    
    Oven with the geriatric.
16. 2020-02-29 at 1:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Most of us don't even notice the sniffles. Just weak bitches like you.
    
    
    Call back when you have full blown coronavirus. I'll suck your tonsils out of your throat.

    
    Corona virus can be treated at home, unless you're old and weak.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you still alive??

    
    yiss.
17. 2020-02-29 at 1:08 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian yiss.

    
    
    Cool. Will you update us if you end up dying?
18. 2020-02-29 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Oven with the geriatric.

    
    That doesn't make sense.
19. 2020-02-29 at 1:12 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Cool. Will you update us if you end up dying?

    
    Yiss.
20. 2020-02-29 at 1:14 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Yiss.

    
    Excellent. I hope your death is not too painful, if you do end up dying.