I guess a lot of you have but I was watching this crotchless panties review and it made me think of the only time I've ever been to a strip club and how cringe it was. My friend hector from hoboken pie from mexico is a total paper tiger a total rad punk and he called me up asking if I wanted to go to the yellow rose and get some drugs with him and a few brews at like 1 in the afternoon and I was like sure I'll pick you up and we sat there or awhile drinking and the music was like nine inch nails I wanna fuck you like animal.. and we were the only dudes there besides some weird fat guy that was sucking on ass.
Hector told me he's been going to strip clubs since he was 14 with his dad in montera mexico and I was like oh thats cool bromo and this stripper whore came up to me and asked me if I needed anything and I was like.. yeah.. can you go me another lonestar and she was like whatever. It's like I'm not for that shit. Personally I rather have a girl be my whore just for me in my place, and I'm not even opposed to hookers just don't have the money for that shit right now, you know?
I've never been back to the yellow rose though, I use to go just to buy drugs but so many people get busted there for that and I'm not like that anymore. I love women but at no point was I turned on lol.. or thought I should give them money except for beers. My friend hector was like Doug.. we're gonna go that shit but I need to pay her first and I was oh okay.. heard.
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Several. My step-dad took me to many in my 20's 30's...but he eventually disappeared so that was a bummer. I usually got free drinks, food, and everything else.
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Several. My step-dad took me to many in my 20's 30's…but he eventually disappeared so that was a bummer. I usually got free drinks, food, and everything else.
