The end of the world is coming, did you buy your lube and pocket pussies?

1. 2020-02-27 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #1
   Das Troll Yung Blood
   Just because your fever is 105 degrees, you're shitting your pants, and you're hallucinating that Joe Biden is crawling up your leg doesn't mean that you have to meet your end without being satisfied.
   
   Amazon has 55 gallon drums of lube, only 557 dollars. May as well get a bad dragon dildo for you closeted homos who've always wanted to take it up the ass. May as well right? The end is cumming! Who cares! Max out that credit card! In a year when the wretched cursed Earthers are roaming the derelict highways the only thing a credit card is going to be good for is B&E.
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2. 2020-02-27 at 8:34 AM UTC

   #2
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
3. 2020-02-27 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #3
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   you dont need lube or pocket pussys in the end of days,, just a dominant attitude and a fuck you way about you and all the bitches will be urs
4. 2020-02-27 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #4
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by POLECAT you dont need lube or pocket pussys in the end of days,, just a dominant attitude and a fuck you way about you and all the bitches will be urs

   
   *stands up*
   
   "The name's brookes, Ill do the job"
5. 2020-02-27 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole
   Shut the fuck up, normie. Quit parroting mass media u chump.