You dropped your soap ...

1. 2020-02-26 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #1
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   into the toilet bowl. the toilet is yours, its clean, recently flushed, and now your soap is in it.
   
   will you go retrieve it, or just let it slip.
2. 2020-02-26 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   his palms are soapy
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • vindicktive vinny
3. 2020-02-26 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   I'd probly fuck a nigger.
4. 2020-02-26 at 6:51 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   man the other day I dented my poop by trying to pick up the soap, I drank a whole bottle wine and went in for a shower and I dropped the soap and went to get it and slipped, fucking fell out of the shower hit my arms on the toilet seat cover cracking it and my long torso hitting the edge of the tub and bruising my ribs... damn not good..
   
   my cat walked up to me and was like eeee eeeeeeee daddy?! eee eeeeee means are you alright in catanese and he started pawing at my ass and I was oowwww lenghthy members ravishing my anus OWOWWWW!
5. 2020-02-26 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby man the other day I dented my poop by trying to pick up the soap, I drank a whole bottle wine and went in for a shower and I dropped the soap and went to get it and slipped, fucking fell out of the shower hit my arms on the toilet seat cover cracking it and my long torso hitting the edge of the tub and bruising my ribs… damn not good..
   
   my cat walked up to me and was like eeee eeeeeeee daddy?! eee eeeeee means are you alright in catanese and he started pawing at my ass and I was oowwww lenghthy members ravishing my anus OWOWWWW!

   
   Ur an imbecile.
6. 2020-02-26 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung Ur an imbecile.

   
   Thats really rich coming from a guy that sleeps in the back seat of his car and post about fucking niggers that he doesn't fuck several times a day.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
7. 2020-02-26 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats really rich coming from a guy that sleeps in the back seat of his car and post about fucking niggers that he doesn't fuck several times a day.

   
   Ghost thanked ur post, like he always does. He is your biggest fan, douglas. Isnt that sweet?👍❤
8. 2020-02-26 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung Ghost thanked ur post, like he always does. He is your biggest fan, douglas. Isnt that sweet?👍❤

   
   your biggest fan is your hand.
   
   
9. 2020-02-26 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Better question is what if your cell phone drops into a shitty toilet?
   
   In any case the answer is retrieve it. Wash your hands after. I fucking hate bacteriaphobes, they're my pet peeve.
10. 2020-02-26 at 9 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    when i went i turned myself in for a dwi I was on a bunch of heroin and not feeling weel and I ate a baggy of klonopin in a balloon and shitholed it out and just fished it out and ate it lol. I washed it off but it was still gross lol.
11. 2020-02-26 at 9:36 PM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i prefer my asshole smelling like irsh spring so yes -- i'd retrieve it
12. 2020-02-26 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by STER0S i prefer my asshole smelling like irsh spring so yes – i'd retrieve it

    
    same here thats what i use.
13. 2020-02-26 at 9:43 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by pump harder, daddy the only smell coming out of your asshole originated from the foreskin of some vagrant nigger that escaped its holding cell at the asylum.

    
    nah fool. I'm told by girls that they like my scent. I shower twice a day unlike you dick dick cheese .
14. 2020-02-26 at 10:51 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Nigger whorebag
15. 2020-02-26 at 11:42 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's why I always use Soap-on-a-Rope.
16. 2020-02-27 at 7:33 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero so does k­roz.
    
    tied around his ankle

    
    how does one use that ?