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2020-12-01 at 7:35 PM UTC in No intelligent life found - SETI telescope in Arecibo simply collapses
Folks, Americans are too dumb, lazy and entitled to maintain their shit.
People wonder why ET doesn't contact us.
Folks, when ET sees Americans coming ET heads the other way. -
2020-12-01 at 6:08 PM UTC in Hey asshole pile into the market now I want to get the dow to 40000 before crotchety mcpedoface comes inFolks the higher they come the harder they fall. I'm pretty high right now.
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2020-12-01 at 2:52 PM UTC in May and Can we get our fucking Covid Stimulas 2 NowNothing galled the liserds in washington quite as much as seeing you people getting free money. Even if the amounts involved are inconsequential, you ain't getting shit unless your name is Boeing or Israrel.
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2020-12-01 at 9:34 AM UTC in Biden, Harris to receive first presidential daily briefing today
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2020-12-01 at 9:27 AM UTC in JOE BIDEN admitted to the Emergency Room!
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2020-11-30 at 11:13 PM UTC in Joe Biden is Trippin'everyone knows he was molesting it
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2020-11-30 at 11:12 PM UTC in Joe Biden is Trippin'imagine thinking that he was playing with his dog
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2020-11-30 at 10:57 PM UTC in Even blacks have black fatigue
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2020-11-30 at 10:39 PM UTC in Biden, Harris to receive first presidential daily briefing todayThey're a snooze fest, let them have them . Still I bet they're still more exciting than stl1 retirement home.
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2020-11-28 at 2:56 AM UTC in Forum is doing a lot better without golum
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2020-11-27 at 10:07 PM UTC in How Was Your Thanksgiving In This Year Of Covid?The damage caused by Corona is all caused by people like Scientologist, who have a chip on their shoulder and a gripe with the world.,
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2020-11-27 at 10:02 PM UTC in Save two souls for the price of one!
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2020-11-27 at 10 PM UTC in Scientists Predict There's 90% Chance Civilization Will Collapse Within 'Decades'The word coronacoronacoronacoronacoronacoronacoronacoronacoronacoronaf adds up to 666 HTS check your privilege and repent
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2020-11-27 at 9:31 PM UTC in Save two souls for the price of one!You literally cannot lose!
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2020-11-27 at 9:30 PM UTC in Save two souls for the price of one!
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2020-11-27 at 9:18 PM UTC in Scientists Predict There's 90% Chance Civilization Will Collapse Within 'Decades'pack of retards
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2020-11-27 at 9:17 PM UTC in Save two souls for the price of one!Save & Ordain Two Souls for One Price!
This is a SEVENTH-EVER Church of the SubGenius ORDAINMENT SALE! You know the last one must have worked out great, or that we're again desperate and crazy enough to make this UTTERLY INSANE OFFER!
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It's entirely up to you!
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Offer Ends Dec. 24, "2020” AND THE PRICE GOES UP IN 2021! (For the first time in ten years)
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2020-11-27 at 7:50 PM UTC in America is doing great, and it's all thanks to me
Don't all say thanks at once, you ungrateful fucking riggers -
2020-11-27 at 6:39 PM UTC in If and When Covid19 declared Over
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2020-11-27 at 1:12 PM UTC in Gang of shemales attack arab man in subwayWe need to ban hairy Muslim trap cat girls until we figure out what is going on.
