I like asking fat people what their food is

1. 2025-02-13 at 10:52 PM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   When they say more than one thing I say "figures"
2. 2025-02-14 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   mixed vegetables are more than one thing
3. 2025-02-14 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker mixed vegetables are more than one thing

   
   Figures
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker, 
   • Bambii<3u
4. 2025-02-14 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   My favorite food is spinach
5. 2025-02-14 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bambii<3u My favorite food is spinach

   
   Well, you only have one eye, you just need a corn cob pipe and a Gilligan hat.
6. 2025-02-15 at 3:19 AM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   I have 2 eyes. My eyes are fine, I have damage to the optic nerve from the force of when i got hurt
   
   Brains fine, eyes r fine, optic nerve is all fucked up
7. 2025-02-15 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   But I'm not dead so I still got that.
   
   Sometimes I do think I'm retarded though
8. 2025-02-15 at 3:37 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bambii<3u But I'm not dead so I still got that.
   
   Sometimes I do think I'm retarded though

   
   Okie dokie Popeye
9. 2025-02-15 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   I'm thinking about getting an eye patch and wearing it around town
10. 2025-02-15 at 3:41 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bambii<3u I'm thinking about getting an eye patch and wearing it around town

    
    Wear it on your good eye
11. 2025-02-15 at 3:43 AM UTC

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    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Good thinking I'm also thinking about getting a ripple puercing
12. 2025-02-15 at 3:43 AM UTC

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    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Would you like that daddy
13. 2025-02-15 at 4:23 AM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    My fat food is red lobster biscuits and creamy crab linguini Alfredo
14. 2025-02-15 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Dead Slobster