Know your knots

1. 2025-01-10 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   I use two half hitches the most (lower right). Three hitches makes an adjustable tent rope. Reverse it and you get the buntline hitch which tightens under load. Good for connecting a hook to a dog rope. Bowline is a noose that doesn't tighten. Good for rescue. Sheet bend for connecting two ropes, thinner one on top.
   
   
   
   Practice regularly.
2. 2025-01-10 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   OP IS A FUCKIN KNOTZI
3. 2025-01-10 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   also I thought sheet bend was when you poop standing up
4. 2025-01-10 at 6:34 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i'm a pretty knotty guy myself
   
   
5. 2025-01-10 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock I use two half hitches the most (lower right). Three hitches makes an adjustable tent rope. Reverse it and you get the buntline hitch which tightens under load. Good for connecting a hook to a dog rope. Bowline is a noose that doesn't tighten. Good for rescue. Sheet bend for connecting two ropes, thinner one on top.
   
   
   
   Practice regularly.

   
   How much dick did you have to suck in boyscouts to learn how to tie a half hitch?
6. 2025-01-10 at 6:56 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   When we Nationalists take power, we will resurrect the Boy Scouts. Every white boy will learn survival skills, boxing and use of weapons. More like the Hitler Youth, really.
7. 2025-01-10 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   They should go to church instead, they definitely won't be molested there.
8. 2025-01-10 at 6:58 PM UTC

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   ner vegas Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes How much dick did you have to suck in boyscouts to learn how to tie a half hitch?

   
   have to?
9. 2025-01-10 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ner vegas have to?

   
   My mistake, I meant to say "get to".
10. 2025-01-10 at 7:10 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Bradley's got velcro shoes.
11. 2025-01-10 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I learned a lot fishing but I forgot most of them.
    
    The Palomar knot is a bitch but I did it right once.
    
    And pictures suck for teaching you. Tiktok is a lot better.
12. 2025-01-10 at 7:12 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What's the best knot to prevent the long drawstrings of my coat to stop slapping me in the face when it's windy?
    
    I tied a bunch of knots into each other like a monkeys fist and it seems to work fine
13. 2025-01-11 at 5:15 PM UTC

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    Tab Numlock Houston
    I have a big dog but buy the mid size Flexi lease cuz it has the same 16' tape and costs half as much. Then I cut off the metal hook and replace it with a nylon one tied with a buntline hitch. No worries about me knocking out my teeth.
    
    
14. 2025-01-11 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    do you believe in god?
15. 2025-01-11 at 6:47 PM UTC

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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I believe in many gods. Can't really wrap my mind around the concept of 1 lonely nigga floating around, no bitches to fuck, no kids to hit, no one to give him a ride to the food pantry on Thursdays.
16. 2025-01-11 at 6:47 PM UTC

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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    But I only worship one of them.