2024-11-20 at 6:18 AM UTC
Buy a house next to a busy road just inside Canada and hang the flag of the USA (massive) over a tattered ripped up Canadian flag with shit stains on it positioned just underneath Old Glory
and then with a Mural of a guy wearing an American Pattern shirt with a leaf blower blowing, leaves off into the neighbors yard and a cartoon bubble reading "Go be a leaf elsewhere faggots, I OWN THIS PLACE NOW"
OMG
Leafs running into the back of one another on the highway
2024-11-20 at 8:44 PM UTC
I think more Canadians would greet Americans as liberators than Iraqis did, probably.
2024-11-20 at 9:02 PM UTC
I can see why OPs phone never rings