The real reason he was arrested by the U.S. Marshals

1. 2024-10-21 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks I am privvy to details on a certain someone who has been molesting rocks frequently.
   
   Going to national parks, rocky outcropping, gem shoppes and even the local quarries for the sole intention of sexually grafitication. The feel of something so large and hard just sends him into a bit o fa tizzy
   
   I'm not going to doxx Fluttershy but I will let this person talk about it fi they are comfortable.
   
   ABout the rock molestation, rock abuse, and sexual exploitation of all things geological
   
   He is fond of saying "a rolling stone gathers no butt cheeks"
2. 2024-10-21 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That rock told me she was 18
3. 2024-10-21 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Take it from me Bradley... don't take your freedom for granite 🗿
4. 2024-10-21 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I p[refer smoking rocks myself
5. 2024-10-21 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   what up
6. 2024-10-21 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash what up

   
   Most coherent mash post
7. 2024-10-22 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by mashlehash what up

   
   What it do
8. 2024-10-22 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm a rock and roller
9. 2024-10-22 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm a rock and roller

   
   "Rock and rollers" don't fuck other men.