2024-09-03 at 2:10 AM UTC
While out collecting data, some faggot behind me started honking because I was stuck at a red light with other cars and he needed to turn into a turning lane and there wasn't enough space for him to get into the lane. When the light turned green we all began driving and he sped by(even though the light for the turning lane turned red) and he yelled something like "get the fuck out of my way!" When I passed him I got really close to his car and yelled "Fuck you bitch!" Usually I don't rage but people were pissy today and it rubbed off onto me a little.
I noticed he was turning into an apartment complex. I decided to turn around just to see if I could find his car. I did too. I decided to do something that I normally wouldn't do at my age. I drove a little ways away, parked my car in a parking lot, got out my e-scooter that is modded to go up to 25mph, rode to his car, and used a box cutter to give it a nice stripe, even hitting one of the front panels as a bonus. Then I rode back to my car and put my scooter away.
I got a good adrenaline boost from this and I think I'll do again sometimes.
After this, I continued collecting data, fucked a prostitute, used some data to buy goods, and now I'm back in my city enjoying a beer.
2024-09-03 at 3:18 AM UTC
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Wow op you're like James Patternigga.
2024-09-03 at 7:03 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Explain to me exactly who buys this data and where how do I retrieve it?
Pms are cool I just wanna be super internet 2024 internet baller cmon plz I'm pretty smart
Like I at least realize that 2x2 = 4 or whatever that Terrance Howard guy wasn't saying
2024-09-03 at 9:27 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
What if he finds your ass?
2024-09-03 at 12:49 PM UTC
This is a good reason to own an electric scooter.
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