RNC vs DNC

2024-08-23 at 9:44 PM UTC

#1

Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken

DNC: Free mandatory abortions

RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats

DNC: Ditto

RNC: Opened with a prayer to God

DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch

RNC: Free ammo for your guns

DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks

RNC: Hulk Hogan

DNC: Drag queens

RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone

DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone

RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan

DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills

RNC: All about Trump

DNC: Also all about Trump

Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

2024-08-23 at 10:52 PM UTC

#2

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

someone drop a lone shooter on each please

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_Party_presidential_primaries

Personally I think Joshua Smith is the candidate that aligns most with my economic beliefs. I would vote for him or any libertarian/anarchy candidate, or even a communist if I had the chance. But a 1% fringe vote doesn't matter so I don't really give a shit about the democratic system, i'm a radical that believes the only way to change things is by rounding up the people in power against a wall and putting a bullet between their eyes