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y'all ever been in a public gas station bathroom before

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Each one of em tell a story. When I was a benny head I used to go into public gas station bathrooms and lock myself in a stall in trip there for hours watchin what other crazy mofos come through one time I saw this nigga walk in drunk walking all funny and he comes in and vomits in the other stall I hear this shit goin on feeling grossed out af I say WTF ARE YOU FUCKING COMING IN HERE FOR BITCH THIS IS MY FUCKING BATHROOM and he runs out yelling at the cashiers like a crazy fuck.

    He never came back I was thinking what if he tells them I'm in here doing bennies i knew in my mind he didnt probably know I was on bennies but at the time I had a weird feeling and I stood on the toilet looking over waiting for him to come back. And the door was turning sideways i was tripping the fuck out then I saw bugs all over the wall and the wall had faces coming out of it weird as shit so I creep outta the bathroom tip towing really slow and when I get out I duck down against the wall and sneak out with no one even seeing me there

    I think the guy who was in there I got a quick look at him he looked like this one motherfucka I know who is a low level pimp with like 2 nasty hoes tryin to sell pussy usually around the park bball courts he a dumbass benny head himself probably there so many benny heads at the time but he looked drunk too so I can imagine how fucked he must have been right at the same time i was.

    Don't fuck around in them kind of places for too long you're bound to see some weird shit I remember the other time I was on them bennies an trippin in there a hoe comes in with a john and straight up they're fuckin in there I could hear it all she was gettin FUCKED f-u-c-k-e-d FUCKED her brains out straight up this bitch was screaming like being possessed like in The Ring or some shit and I hear them cheeks getting smacked and I almost bust out laughing but I hold it in an when they left I just laughed for like a damn hour tripping BALLS and my mouth and tongue were dry as fuck so I go and get some paper towels the brown ones by the sink and I pour water on them and no lie I was about to put them in my mouth becauase I wanted to clean off my tongue all dry and shit I had a hard time functioning that night the next day I when I woke up I still feel a bit off so I go back to the gaa station and I stand in front of the door staring through the window and a manager from the place comes up and tells me sir please leave you left tons of wet towels all over the place we are going to call the cops and I'm just staring at me and this motherfucka just stands there repeating himself like 20 times leave or we're calling the cops leave or we're calling the cops leave or we're calling the cops and I was feeling mad strange still I couldn't move for some reason until he eventually got irritated and went back inside so I run the fuck out of there like a bat out of hell thinking he actually was going to call the police even tho he probably just got tired telling me to leave and just gave up but at the time I thought the cops was comin through and I'm running down like 10 blocks before I stop and realize my heart is beating out of my chest like a 100 miles in hour and I wanna start rolling in the gutter but I just sit on my ass in the side of the street
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    Kingoftoes Houston
    Most I did was chug malt liquor in gas station bathrooms. I'd crack open a tall boy of 211 and CHUG CHUG CHUG
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I've had sex in them, drank a lot of them, puked every where in them, etc
  4. #4
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley I've had sex in them, drank a lot of them, puked every where in them, etc

    I've only puked in KFC bathrooms and casey's gas stations.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Makes me so happy when you talk about my home
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    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley Makes me so happy when you talk about my home

    You lived in casey's gas stations? Did you get free pizza at least?
  7. #7
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I am pleasantly surprised how well understood i am here. On some days

    public gas station bathrooms are just like a different dimension sometimes hard to describe it's like the wacky zone you see some really tagged up spraypainted walls and I used to get on bennies an see the paint on the walls twist around

    Those were my rock bottom days it aint much better now but at least I ain't a damn benny head i can't fuckin believe it when i seem em out now i be like shit that was me i am now realizing how fucked i was so i guess in comparison im doing really fuckin well now compared to before as long as i aint doin them bennies im good
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Bradley I've had sex in them, drank a lot of them puked every where in them, etc

    You've DRANK gas station restrooms??

    Goodness gracious!!!...nutty flavor?
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