If Sonic the Hedgehog became a real guy and he was running amok in my home, I would repeatedly kick him in the chest until he needed to be intubated.

1. 2024-06-21 at 10:23 AM UTC

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   RandyCain Houston
   If I saw Super Mario come true in my house and be real, I would pick him up and shake him really hard until he threw up and died. Not in my fuckin house.
2. 2024-06-21 at 10:27 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Have you got parkinsons?
3. 2024-06-21 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Atari.
   
   Tomato.
   
   Tomato.
   
   Tomorrow.
   
   Atari.
   
   Atari.
4. 2024-06-21 at 1:08 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by RandyCain If I saw Super Mario come true in my house and be real, I would pick him up and shake him really hard until he threw up and died. Not in my fuckin house.

   
   What about just regular Mario?
5. 2024-06-21 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'd cook him a chili dawg and ask if the merge is real yet because I wanna yiff Amy Roses asshole
6. 2024-06-21 at 2:47 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
7. 2024-06-21 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   If OP was in my house I would get a blowjob
8. 2024-06-21 at 4:16 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]