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Sir, Is that your Penis you severed?

  1. #1
    motorcycle, shirtless, penis meets wrought iron fence spikes

  2. #2
    Ouch
  3. #3
    "Put your shirt on"

    Just going up the street ma! not like a shirt would of helped him
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Thank god yours is too little to get caught on anything when u ride.
  5. #5
    "My dick's gone!! Myyy diiiiick issss goooooneeeeee!!!"
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    "HE TOOK MY DICK"
  7. #7
    The realization washes over you in multiple stages of horror.

    It's gone.
    Where is it?
    It's not there anymore.
    I think that's a piece of it over there.
    My dick is completely gone.
    I have to live the rest of my life without a dick.
    Maybe I can retrieve it and get it sewn back on.
    There's a piece of it over there.
    I can't believe my dick is gone.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    HELP THE FENCE STOP MY PENIS
  9. #9
    I love how its one of those old style spear wrought iron that help stop people from climbing over or get stabbed in their taint. this dude literally shredded across the entire top section like a saw blade going into him or a paper shredder.
  10. #10
    I dont really love it, I feel bad for him. that's the proper response. I wouldn't want that to happen to me out there riding. but i don't hot-dog riding around and showing off either.

    literally the only time I dumpped on pavement was when some punks pushed me into the back of a car with their car on purpose. When I woke up after face planting there was some Black guy laughing and yelling "Worldstar" while holding his phone at me. pieces of shit lowlife mother fuckers.

    somewhere out there is a video of me getting pushed into the back of a car on my bike.
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I love how its one of those old style spear wrought iron that help stop people from climbing over or get stabbed in their taint. this dude literally shredded across the entire top section like a saw blade going into him or a paper shredder.

    People don't think about it, but that fencing is specifically designed to hurt people. If you dug a pit and lined the bottom with sharpened bamboo, people would object, but giant iron skewers are fine, once they're up in the air.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Donald Trump People don't think about it, but that fencing is specifically designed to hurt people. If you dug a pit and lined the bottom with sharpened bamboo, people would object, but giant iron skewers are fine, once they're up in the air.

    they called them Punji Sticks (I think thats the right word) in Vietnam during the war
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I dont really love it, I feel bad for him. that's the proper response. I wouldn't want that to happen to me out there riding. but i don't hot-dog riding around and showing off either.

    literally the only time I dumpped on pavement was when some punks pushed me into the back of a car with their car on purpose. When I woke up after face planting there was some Black guy laughing and yelling "Worldstar" while holding his phone at me. pieces of shit lowlife mother fuckers.

    somewhere out there is a video of me getting pushed into the back of a car on my bike.
  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    If my penis got ripped off I'd probably become very successful and rich in a short amount of time.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Punji is correct
  16. #16
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    did you feel the same way as I did? why did you quote without a response.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy did you feel the same way as I did? why did you quote without a response.

    He's saving it for later
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy did you feel the same way as I did? why did you quote without a response.

    Look closer.
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