First Day At My Big Phat New Job

1. 2024-01-26 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey guys. My first day working in the corn chip fagtory was yesterday. It went ok.
   
   The job itself is easy as pie, just keeping track of the machines and making sure that they don't explode. Heck, a good 15-25% of my job is spent standing around being bored.
   
   Some of the people here suck though. It's like being in middle school again. I can handle bullshittery, but I'm not cool with people nodding off in the locker room (2 mfs where yesterday.) at a job where they work with machinery.
   
   Worst part about my job so far is my supervisor. A 6ft Hispanic guy with perky tits and a short temper. He started telling me about his divorce within 10 mins of meeting me. An absolute faggot.
   
   5/10 so far. I'm working right now I'll check back in in a week or 2.
2. 2024-01-26 at 9:28 AM UTC

   #2
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   Is it Pringles they are trying to hire me too but I don't want to wear a hares net
   
   Just do meth in the bathroom at work you won't be bored at work anymore in fact you will be so fast nobody will ever cat up
   
3. 2024-01-26 at 9:29 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Doritos make good firelighters.
   
   Enjoy.