New cars loose 39% off the lot

1. 2023-09-23 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #1
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Soon as you drive it off the lot BOOM it's worth 39 percent less. Go back to the dealer for service and drive it off the lot again BOOOOOOM YOU JUST LOST 39 MORE PERCENT FUCKING REATARDDDDDD!!!
   
   TAhis IS Why YOURE POOOOOR
2. 2023-09-23 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   If you drive it off in reverse it doesn't count.
3. 2023-09-23 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #3
   toilet clogger Houston
   ya just drive everywhere in reverse, ull have negative miles when traded in
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4. 2023-09-23 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yeah if you just drive it in reverse, money flies into your windows and a beautiful woman floats down from the clouds to do a forever blowjob.
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   • jerryb
5. 2023-09-23 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #5
   toilet clogger Houston
   ya on the toilet 2
6. 2023-09-24 at 1:56 PM UTC

   #6
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by toilet clogger ya just drive everywhere in reverse, ull have negative miles when traded in

   
   New cars add miles forward and reverse, use to be a thing years ago hooking the speedo cable to a drill or something to row the miles back.