2023-09-10 at 1:59 AM UTC
not like real bad but i was very derunk yestersday and got some weed normally when i smoke weed ebeertday i just do a pipe, so my dumbass uh bought some weed and i don'r eeally remember a lot but he smokes blunts (nigger) ane when i showed up he was like u wanna spark this with me and i said uh i guess cuz i hit the weed pipe twice and set it down (i'm old n drunk) for later, he rollsfatass blunts and smokes them with 5 similar people all day in a circle
i got so high so I got home when i'm done cuz we don't really spend that much time with him since we have nothing in common other than hatred of the police and marijuana enthusiam
So I go home and think Tacos!
i fery these links and then when I go to dice them, I cut off about 4mm of my middle finger like just the tip
Just thee tip.
in classic honorably fashion I also cleaned up everything, while still cooking and bleeding, wrapped it in toilet paper, i had to apply pressure to get it to clot, but I just put it undere my right armpit (a good strategy if you need to use your hands while fixing thm) ruined another white button up (I do this alot with blood i feel like) n the sausages were aight, tacos were pretty goof cuz u fan't fuck up a taco
I chose to laugh and eat and wonder how bad it is, gonna wait 24 hours before I change the bandages (in leiu of traditional medical equipment I choose tequila, pressure and toilet paper with a rubber band around the knuckle loosely
the thing soaked in blood for a day and feels like a small club but it didn't bleed through except te tip
Just the tip.
sidenote: everytime anyone said just put the tip in, i did and then immediatly slid the rest of my chorizo, like im gonna stop when im finally in
the end
2023-09-10 at 2:09 AM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
just spell with your penis
2023-09-10 at 6:50 AM UTC
I did that once when I was younger while I was fucking around with a knife. I probably should’ve got stitches because it bled for a while but I didn’t.
