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Learning about my Family Tree

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It all started over the weekend with a call to my dad. I was catching up with him when he stated he had been looking into our family tree/genealogy or whatever.
    That's when he said "I found a black guy in there. He was a freed slave."
    Now my dad is not a jokester so when he said "son, you're black" you can bet my black ass that I'm black.
    And having thought about it for the last couple days I can say that the signs were there.
    I love bbq and chicken. I fuck a white woman. I'm uneducated and bad with money.
    I do slave labor.
    🙄
    Love of malt liquor and marijuana.
    Spends time in and out of jail.
    The list goes on and on.

    I tried looking up the information myself following my nigga dad's instructions but didn't manage to get as far back as he did. I'm going over to his house tomorrow to check out everything he came up with.

    My wife is still trying to adjust. She is having trouble handling my bbc.

    I plan on learning more about my roots. I'm going to watch the movie "Precious". And I'm thinking about buying one of those tubes you spit in that tells you where exactly you're from.

    This is all very exciting for me. I'm proud to be black.






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    My nigga.
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    Mah Nigguh!
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  4. #4
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My grandparents were brother and sister
  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I cant read that I've got you on block.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    if your black your def the tachozoma typa black dude, dont flatter yourself
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i also have black people in my family tree

    they are still hanging there
  8. #8
    Flashed at Birth
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse if your black your def the tachozoma typa black dude, dont flatter yourself

    Kiss my black ass.
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i also have black people in my family tree

    they are still hanging there

    You're girlfriend has a penis.
    I'd rather be black than whatever you are.

    Also, how does it feel knowing a black guy is better than you.

    Fukkin gay ass guy fukkin no guns honky
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You're girlfriend has a penis.
    I'd rather be black than whatever you are.

    Also, how does it feel knowing a black guy is better than you.

    Fukkin gay ass guy fukkin no guns honky

    damn you blacks are so sensitive
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm meeting with my pops in a few hours to hopefully gain some more info on my black ass.

    Today at work I got my first taste of the white man's hate/racism when I was profiled for living near a PopEyes Chicken. It really sucked to be made fun of for the color of my skin because I'm proud of my skin.

    Hopefully I can join the Black Panthers and make a positive difference for my people.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm meeting with my pops in a few hours to hopefully gain some more info on my black ass.

    Today at work I got my first taste of the white man's hate/racism when I was profiled for living near a PopEyes Chicken. It really sucked to be made fun of for the color of my skin because I'm proud of my skin.

    Hopefully I can join the Black Panthers and make a positive difference for my people.

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  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My pops wasn't home to ask about being black.
    I did some more research on my own and I found this guy

    Sir Richard William Steele

    Male12 March 1672 – 1 September 1729

    He was an essayist.

    The Tatler, Steele's first journal, first came out on 12 April 1709, and appeared three times a week: on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Steele wrote this periodical under the pseudonym Isaac Bickerstaff and gave Bickerstaff an entire, fully developed personality.

    Steele described his motive in writing The Tatler as "to expose the false arts of life, to pull off the disguises of cunning, vanity, and affectation, and to recommend a general simplicity in our dress, our discourse, and our behaviour".[7] Steele founded the magazine, and although he and Addison collaborated, Steele wrote the majority of the essays; Steele wrote roughly 188 of the 271 total and Addison 42, with 36 representing the pair's collaborative works. While Addison contributed to The Tatler, it is widely regarded as Steele's work.[8]

    The Tatler was closed down to avoid the complications of running a Whig publication that had come under Tory attack.[9] Addison and Steele then founded The Spectator in 1711 and also the Guardian in 1713

    https://www.libraryireland.com/biography/SirRichardSteele.php
    ^Read about him.

    He is my great great great great great great great grandpa.

    And It's even found ancestors that go back farther than that guy but I havent gotten to them just yet.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I found one branch that takes me all the way to 240AD and a whole lot of lords and sirs and shit on that one.
  16. #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Clayton Bigsy was his name.
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    Welcome to the hood, darkie.
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