I pissed in my wife's Lincoln.

1. 2023-08-21 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   I'm in a busy parking lot and couldn't hold it. The bathroom doesn't exist.
2. 2023-08-21 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut
   Did you have enough respect to place a stack of paper napkins over your zipper/fly area under it to catch the dribbles and spray?
   
   
   I thought her "Lincoln" was a pronoun changeout for her pooper
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
3. 2023-08-21 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut
   also is that you holding the little ones hands pasted on the bottle? fitting name
4. 2023-08-21 at 9:18 PM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   You seem properly hydrated, my piss is always way darker because I drink nothing but pop and coffee
5. 2023-08-21 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   If you zoom in you can see the minerals
6. 2023-08-21 at 9:28 PM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk You seem properly hydrated, my piss is always way darker because I drink nothing but pop and coffee

   
   Like coffee grounds? thats pre diabetes bub
7. 2024-05-02 at 11:49 PM UTC

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   CodeNiggHardR Houston
   big if true
8. 2024-06-04 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Get back to me when you piss in her mouth.