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I pissed in my wife's Lincoln.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I'm in a busy parking lot and couldn't hold it. The bathroom doesn't exist.
  2. #2
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Did you have enough respect to place a stack of paper napkins over your zipper/fly area under it to catch the dribbles and spray?


    I thought her "Lincoln" was a pronoun changeout for her pooper
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    also is that you holding the little ones hands pasted on the bottle? fitting name
  4. #4
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    You seem properly hydrated, my piss is always way darker because I drink nothing but pop and coffee
  5. #5
    If you zoom in you can see the minerals
  6. #6
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk You seem properly hydrated, my piss is always way darker because I drink nothing but pop and coffee

    Like coffee grounds? thats pre diabetes bub
  7. #7
    big if true
  8. #8
    Get back to me when you piss in her mouth.
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