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I want to raise a Fish.

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I want to raise a fish. I want to know him very well. I want to know Who That Fish Is, and What He Does! 312;c I used to have a pet fish when I was about 15 years old and I didn't take care of it. What do you mean you fall on the pavement and bad things happen to your life? If there are any problemos in your life, I urge that you seak help. Sean

    Black and White, Marble Hall, all that i (knock it down like graek) need to fall.. Is a little bit of money. You know what, what If I left that Hermit Grab on the wheel? I'm only trying. You know what Eltensa was? Shit (sean).2100k
  2. #2
    Just buy a can of tuna and hold over your head.
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    Cichlids are chill
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Not much to learn, they swim around, eat and shit. That's about it.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    I've had fish tanks before, if serious learn the different types because with the right mix there will be less cleaning for ya.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    HI i used to breed fish as a hobby when i was a little younger, since you want 1 simple fish you should go with is a flower horn if you have a 20gallon or larger tank, thing will love u, u can pet it on it's little head that pokes out of the water when it sees u (wet your fingres in tank water before u pet him) wil eat plants, and even other tiny fish or shrimpies u give him called ghost shrimp

    if u do not have a 20 gallon tank don't be a piece of shit and use what you have, instead u should get koi if u don't plan on doing anything fun with him, 1 baby koi will be about 14$, get one that's every color u like cuz it doesn't change, I personally don't like red and white flashing against me and don't fill my fun koi tank with different colors except I did do Bronze Silver and Gold as a color scheme which was kinda slick

    or if ur really gonna get into this shit, get 2 female beta fish, 1 male beta fish, a 4 inch plecco/algae eater (or an algae eater the siamese ones, same shit), and grow some betas bro, get u a fatass bunch of mop and turn ur 3 + 1 family into something cool.

    make sure when picking beta fish u don't grab one like scron u grab one with his as wide (IMO everone has opinions on breeding stock) grab a Circle one where it's whole tail makes a 7/8th full circle or at least half not a wimpy little ribbon ok and the females just correspond with belly width n if they do show coloration doing go red to white or some goofy shit, get them the same color as the male Black/Dark Blue + Dark/Black/Purple is better than white and red, or fuck it buy 3 females and do 2 like im telling u and then put a white one or an albino in there

    he might kill one of the two females but the other one will understand it that's what i said to get some java moss or use mop which is green yarn (40 pieces of 8 inches in length) and then tied together in the front, u make like 4 of them and you'll have living betas, i also use this for guppies, live bearing cichlids, kilifish, ur moms fatass pussy, and ghost shrimp.
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    Bradley Florida Man
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    or get a starfish cuz starfish cool as fuck nigga
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What if John turned into a girl?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    my favorite fish is the guppy that's designed by intentional line breeding into a beautiful array of different tails, fins, side fins, colorations, behaviors, and most importantly it all started from 1960 dr guppy the first white guy to see one now we have all these beautiful guppy that look like more beta fish with D style tails, dumbo ears/side fins that cover half the body, the female guppies now look like male guppies because they're so well bred, and u can buy guppies at any liltte pet store, but the best ones finna come from taiwan or minneapolis minnesota or someone u know if ur in a fish club, aquabid is another good one, a lot of people don't believe in this shit of buying 2 females 1 male for 26$ paying 20 to have them mail it to you and you end up with 30 perfect guppies in a year.

    10g tank and some water filtration, the pet stores will buy them from u for like 2$ each if they don't look like shit too.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mashlehash What if John turned into a girl?

    Fish don't do that, they'll be infertile if anything. The best start is to get 5 fish of an unknown sex and find a single pairing, this is the method for chiclids when u don't know if they are male or female cuz they won't tell u their pronouns.

    but most groupings of animals taken at random of 5 will form a pairing in their juvenile stage regardless of what they are

    but fucking betta fish r male or female u dumb motherfucker 1 looks pretty 10.95 the other looks like shit "female betta" 2.50

    it looks like a minnow bro, get like 4 of them if they cheap and some ghost shrimp for like 10 cents each cuz the beta lovef fucking them up, get some plant or fake plants in there or yarn and let em chill u be so happy

    i would do guppies but designer guppies are my favorite and red cherry shrimp but ur not smart enough to do RCS imo. no offense, it's just difficult like saltwater and coral and shit and u can't raise no fucking red cherry shrimp and increase the gradient

    i do think u could raise a couple guppies or betta fish in a tank tho mash.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Giga Fish
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Lots of people get the ideal to have a fish tank and then say fuck it so you can find cheap tanks if you look around, hell some will give them to you to get rid of them.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    10g glass tank, lid, enhancement/pump, 20$ don't spend more.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    f-ilter is now enhancement under our writing lingo lol i think someone's fucking with me there was another word that made something like i'm compensaitng for my little dick or something in another thread and i love it.
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