Will someone please finally tell me how I acquired excrement on my right foot?

1. 2023-06-26 at 10:01 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Please don't tell me I was playing around in the fireplace, and it's only soot.
2. 2023-06-26 at 10:23 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   K
3. 2023-06-26 at 10:51 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut
   it's your own. you missed the toilet.
   
   soot huh?