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Who was your first crush?

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    Celebrity or otherwise. Think mine was Rose McGowan.
  2. #2
    Kafka sweaty
    I kinda looked like her as a teen nd copied one of her outfits.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Madeline Kohler. 3rd grade.
  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this one girl that babysat me would crush my head with her thighs. I liked her
  6. #6
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Hard to remember but one that comes to mind was this blonde chick my mom and dad worked with at the time. I was maybe 5 or 6. My memory is kind of hazy but she was similar looking at the time to Marsha Brady.
  7. #7
    your mom seems the obvious answer.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Someone's Mom, at the very least.
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    martha wangfield,, she was the younger daughter of the 70 year old farmer down the road from us growin up in Arkansas,, she was stuckup and not hot enough to act that way,, anyways I spent my summers at the farm fishing and shooting crows and peekin through the crack in the door of the bathroom when she would take a bath,, she knew i was out there ,, matter of fact she was a fast runner in a towel,, man she would jump out of the tub grab a towel and chase me out the back door and out into the cow fields,, one time she got me and her and her sister tied me up with panny hose to a tree in the back yard.

    ok faggots ,, top that
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I was like 13 they were 17 and 19 that summer
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