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Are you a "Swiftie"?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Stupid nigger.
  2. #2
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm a swiftie in the sense I wonder what her vagina looks like. I guess some of her songs are catchy, I'd do stuff to her
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  4. #4
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Profound wisdom at such a young age. Anyway I'd put stuff in her butthole and I mean that totally respectfully
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea i am you little bitch
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  6. #6
    I truly believe women are not meant to live paycheck-to-paycheck. I like what she's done she's a power couple for sure and as a male feminist I can appreciate that, fully

    Now grab those cankles, STFU, and SHAKE IT UP you waddle-bottom sombitch
  7. #7
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Profound wisdom at such a young age. Anyway I'd put stuff in her butthole and I mean that totally respectfully

    I want to stick my finger into and dig around in her butthole and find various things to eat.
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  8. #8
    I'd like to Shake it off right in her face.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd like to Shake it off right in her face.

    Nah... she's way overrated .she wears so much makeup she looks like a clown. I see hotter women at the gym everyday.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by WellHung Nah… she's way overrated .she wears so much makeup she looks like a clown. I see hotter women at the gym everyday.

    Sure but those hotter women aren't worth 500 million.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Nah… she's way overrated .she wears so much makeup she looks like a clown. I see hotter women at the gym everyday.

    nah you just would be too embarrassed at how swiftly you would finish then shed talk about it on some interview
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian nah you just would be too embarrassed at how swiftly you would finish then shed talk about it on some interview

    Ok
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure but those hotter women aren't worth 500 million.

    Does fucking her mean that you're worth $500 million, after the fact?
  14. #14
    Originally posted by WellHung Does fucking her mean that you're worth $500 million, after the fact?

    No, It just means you dominated a rich bitch.
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  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, It just means you dominated a rich bitch.

    🤭👍🤟🤘
  16. #16
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, It just means you dominated a rich bitch.

    thats what you think at first til you realize that she was actually just making a bad boy good for the weekend
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    And the haterz just hate hate hate hate
    I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake that bottle I DONT EAT I DONT SLEEP ALL I DO IS JIB AND SHAKW SHAKE SHAKE COOK DAT BATCH IN A 2L OF MR PIB SHAKE THAT BOTTLE SHAKE THAT BOTTLE
    BRONZE 🥉 AMMONIA SULFATE OR NITRATE AND SOME COLEMANS CAMP FUEL RED DEVIL LYE, 1TSP WATER AND SHAKE AWAY FROM YOUE 👀 I DONT EAT I DONT TWEAK I DONT GEEK I DONT ... SHIT ... SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IN A BOTTLE JENK PRODUCTION FULL THROTTLE ITS INHALEBT DMT ANALOG SIMILAR TO GETTING HIGH ON FROGS LOOK IT UP ITS REAL SHAKE YOUR SHIT GET HIGH YEAH SHAKE THAT BOTTLE
  18. #18
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND AND SHES LIKE "OH. MY. GOD." BUT IM JUST GONNA SHAKE IT
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