There are certain pairs of shoes that look really sharp , and you want to buy them, but you don't, because they would easily become permanently stained...

1. 2023-04-01 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, we don't want to shell out our money for things that, instead of pleasure, bring us pain.
2. 2023-04-02 at 6:22 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   To be honest, I'd maybe put up a couple G's for some custom cobbler made Italian wing tips.
   
   If I catch any stains within a month of buying them, the stainer might catch some hands.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
3. 2023-04-02 at 12:56 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Most of my shoes are around 100-300 buxks but i wanna get some str8 baller 1000 dollar pair of penny loafers or something lol
4. 2023-04-02 at 5:23 PM UTC

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