2017-02-26 at 10:47 AM UTC
Yo
Wake up
Get a job
Shit your pants
End your life
Move house
Kill a pig
Stab a dog
Mend your mind
Chase a dream
Make some cream
Fuck a tramp
Jump a ramp
Make a steak
Wake and bake
Blend a rap
Get a grand in debt on crack
Get a slap
Have a tea
Get down on your fucking knees
Fuck the police
Rape a rubber duck and leave
Walk away
Talk to Frank
Walk the plank
Buy a coat
Slice your throat
Get a driving license quote
Live your thoughts
Jigs and saws
Sprinkle bits of piss and board
Close your mouth
Open it
No regrets
Close your legs
Stroke a dog
Feed the puss
Eat your dins
Do the dirt
Keep it fake
Ring your mum
Speak to me
Burn a bridge
Eat your cake
Play the game
Bend the rules
Grab it by the head and balls
Ride a bike
Kill a fish
Make a soup
Hoover up
Meet the king
Touch the queen
Say a line
Save the graf
Paint your face
Fry an egg
Work it out
Wave goodbye
2017-02-26 at 10:50 AM UTC
I cannot relate to 6 of these statements. The other 53 are totally relatable.
