Hi everyone,
Two years ago Semisazas hosted a secret santa,
It's now been 9 years since this it was a lot of fun for our community. Since he got clean and left us
Now an active crackhead with a derpy arm still from his stroke, BradleyB decided to host this year's event.
I wrote this whole thread out in forty five minutes and it logged me out so I won't go into as much detail as I did last time but this is the run down.
How does this work?You will be given a user to shop for around the 15th
What you get them can be anything. Read their posts, figure them out, ask someone (other than them). I sent Aborted Shylock a Green Bay Packer's Santa Hat and a shit ton of work gloves. Someone sent me a bunch of vitamins when I was on a health kick for awhile. NoNarky's goofy ass made someone homemade pine cone bird feeders. If you really can't think of something, go with a giftcard to McDonalds or something.
There is no minimum or maximum amount. If you wanna send someone a brand new Xbox One, go for it. If you wanna find some weird knickknacks around your house that's cool too. It's limitless.
Who can participate?Anyone of our community that is established and recognizable. For instance Panthrax (who is not on this forum) would be accepted while SirTokesAlot420 who came to Niggersinspace a month ago and has made 60 posts since then would not be.
You can be Christian, white, non christian, black, muslim, American, non-US, anything. The only people who are exluced are those of jedi or Semitic descent.
jediS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY REINDEER GAMES.What if no one sends me a gift?Last time we had 20 or so users participate, of them only one (TORTILLA) did not send a gift. Semisazas was willing to send extra gifts to people who did not receive them, I will not be doing this. But I will post after the contest who everyones secret santa was so you can shame them forever publically.
To convey honesty, I will be selecting names out of a hat. Tortilla will watch on Cam since he will not be participating. I will make the provision however that non-US members will most likely receive Non-US receipients since both will have to do the whole bullshit international mailing thing.
If you'd like to participate please post in this thread your interest and country. I will be selecting and redistributing names around the 15th, this is also when I will collect your address to give to your secret santa. If you're worried about your address being found out you can do what's called General Delivery and pick things up at the post office with a photo ID. For instance:
Bradley Bugatti
General Delivery
South Milwaukee, WI
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Inb4 BradleyB's surname is not actually Bugatti.[/FONT]Dunno how this works internationality, but that is an option in the US.
If you'd like to have your gift sent sooner to you, you can PM me your address directly ahead of the 15th. If you're scared that Lanny the Tranny will use his administrative powers to go into my account and access your PMs to me you can use
www.privnote.com to create a note that can only be read once or simply give it to me in the
www.tinychat.com/tinybltc chatroom whenever I'm on.
It was a huge success two years ago, and I think it will be now. The minimum parties needed will be 3. There is no maximum, though the more the merrier.
Thank you for your time and happy holidays,
Bradley.
People who have signed up-
-BradleyB
-LannytheTranny
-AngryOnion
