How many times have you been punched in the face?

1. 2022-09-22 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Me- once and it was in a stupid fight with a friend.
   I got a chipped tooth no bigee.
2. 2022-09-22 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Once when I was a kid
   
   Technically twice but I was play fighting with my dad and zigged when I should have zagged so I don't really count it but it smarted and I got a black eye