Summer ends for you.

1. 2022-09-05 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
   Summer here for us. Pushing 100 in oakland, 113 near Napa 105 in Walnut Creek
   
   
   Hurricane Kay heading towards Cali
   
   More monsoonal weather. Armpit
   
   I slept to 1pm. Got up, watched the giants win the Phillies
   
   Great game. Tied all the way to the bottom of the 9th without extra innings
   
   Throat hurts.
2. 2022-09-05 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   good, im sick of 24/7 fans bouncing air off the walls. After 3 days of no sleep it just sounds like demons sneaking up to strangle you
3. 2022-09-05 at 11:26 PM UTC

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   Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

   Originally posted by Ghost good, im sick of 24/7 fans bouncing air off the walls. After 3 days of no sleep it just sounds like demons sneaking up to strangle you

   
   ???
4. 2022-09-05 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Meth psychosis is coming into him. Ignore it.
   
   Wozny is your stuff at risk of being in a wild fire? I'm so so happy I picked Miami instead of Los Angeles which ngl it could've went either way when I was all wasted making life altering decisions without any planning.
5. 2022-09-05 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I can swim WAY better than I can sweat and I figure when Florida falls into the ocean imma just commandeer me a boat and sail to the new coast. Cuz fuck drowning I ain't no Indonesian shopkeeper
6. 2022-09-05 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'M A REAL ASS NIGGA AND REAL ASS NIGGAS CAN SWIM NIGGA
7. 2022-09-05 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
   People who live in the Red Neck Panhandel who are the only ones 50-300 feet above sea level will have awesome beach front homes and lots of cool treasure hunting if you have a boat for valuables left behind in the billions of dollars worth.
8. 2022-09-05 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Fishing will improve with all the left over structure to breed in as well
9. 2022-09-05 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Realistically I'm white, in shape and don't want to drown. I'm the exact type of nigga you expect to start a pirate fleet till the national guard shows up and air lifts me (and my booty) to safety.
10. 2022-09-06 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Murk Lore Summer here for us. Pushing 100 in oakland, 113 near Napa 105 in Walnut Creek
    
    
    Hurricane Kay heading towards Cali
    
    More monsoonal weather. Armpit
    
    I slept to 1pm. Got up, watched the giants win the Phillies
    
    Great game. Tied all the way to the bottom of the 9th without extra innings
    
    Throat hurts.

    
    Are sad now that you no longer have a frog to fuck?
11. 2022-09-06 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Bradley Realistically I'm white, in shape and don't want to drown. I'm the exact type of nigga you expect to start a pirate fleet till the national guard shows up and air lifts me (and my booty) to safety.

    
    I thought you were disabled you fucking CUNT.
12. 2022-09-06 at 12:54 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Let me walk that a bit.
    I get angry when I drink.
13. 2022-09-06 at 12:56 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I thought you were disabled you fucking CUNT.

    
    why couldn't someone with bad joints swim? it' srecommended as it's a very low impact exercise that keeps one active and engages all major areas of the body
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Steven
14. 2022-09-06 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley why couldn't someone with bad joints swim? it' srecommended as it's a very low impact exercise that keeps one active and engages all major areas of the body

    
    You will kill yourself before you turn 40.
15. 2022-09-06 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Why would I kill myself? I'mma run this bitch into the ground ya hear
16. 2022-09-06 at 2:21 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Why would I kill myself? I'mma run this bitch into the ground ya hear

    
    You're already on your way. I've seen the cycle many times.
17. 2022-09-06 at 2:37 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Oh look the people youd on't like are on the path to kill themselves because you are the all knowing old man LOL
    
    fuck outta here bro you're gonna die soon because you have no love in your life, not even for yourself.
18. 2022-09-06 at 2:43 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Oh look the people youd on't like are on the path to kill themselves because you are the all knowing old man LOL
    
    fuck outta here bro you're gonna die soon because you have no love in your life, not even for yourself.

    
    I neither like or dislike anyone here. I flip a switch they exist. I flip it again and they don't. Nothing real to like or dislike. Apparently you actually invest yourself in this place. Kind of sad really. But it is part of the cycle after all.
19. 2022-09-06 at 2:48 AM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    So when your not sitting on a tractor like a dumbass you like to turn on other men and play with them. Heard
20. 2022-09-06 at 2:54 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 So when your not sitting on a tractor like a dumbass you like to turn on other men and play with them. Heard

    
    Yup that's all I do is go out and just sit on my tractor, just sit...