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How Speedy Parker saves money
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2022-08-19 at 2:23 AM UTCFolks he decided to open up with me about how he saves enough money to survive:
Doesnt use toilet paper.
Lives in a property his mom bought for him.
Abstains from deodorant.
Has no friends/family.
Works a job despite being old enough to retire.
Watches public television.
Uses the bathroom in the backyard.
Gets free internet on his cell phone through the Lifeline program.
No one was impressed.