Who are you, John Noun (the inventor of noun)?

1. 2022-08-11 at 3:55 AM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Adjective to verb you, John Noun
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
2. 2022-08-11 at 3:57 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hi I'm Snail Snail. Nice to meet you too.
3. 2022-08-11 at 4:51 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   John John John john john john john? John John John John John John John John John John John John John John?
4. 2022-08-11 at 5:27 AM UTC

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   The Earl of Sandwich Houston
   Nigger
5. 2022-08-11 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'll be right back I have to use the JOHN.
   
   "What did you say?"
   
   "What happened?"
   
   "You can't talk to anyone"
   
   "It's okay just sit there and don't move."
   
   "I'll be right back."
   
   "What are you doing?"
   
   "Why are you doing this to me?" "I'm your friend."
   
   "Yeah well, why do you want to hurt me?"
   
   "No, I'm your friend!"
   
   "Don't!"
   
   "Look at me."
   
   "I'm your friend."
   
   "I'll always be here for you."
   
   "Don't!"
   
   "It's not safe to talk, just..."
   
   "What are you doing?" "No, no, please!"
   
   "No, no, no, no, no!"
   
   "Please!"
   
   "It's over, okay."
   
   "It's okay."
   
   "Shit, John!"
   
   "Hey, John!"
   
   "What's going on?"
   
   "John!"
   
   "John!"
   
   "John!"
   
   "What are you doing?"
   
   "John!"
   
   "John