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I rang the cops and told them my frenemy has a dodgy hardrive

  1. #1
    They actually confiscated his shit albeit he will get it back, he is super fucking pissed. His laptop was on buy back at the local pawn shop, (where a mutual friend/ hot girl we know works). So think when the cops showed up to the store requesting his laptop, she could have only thought one thing...

    Thanks to her the whole town now thinks he rapes children.

    I know, I'm a fucking boss
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    i dont get it
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Ghost i dont get it

    Calm down.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    Your threads and posts are bad and you should feel bad

    Suicide
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bruh lol
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Plot twist: all the videos on his frenemies HD are of OP noncing kids. The frienemy convinces the cops he was gathering evidence on OP and they capture him in a sting with the hot girl from the pawn shop who turns out too be 12. OP goes to jail and dies of shame. Hot girl grows up to be happy and well adjusted and all his victims form a chumbawumba sized band that turns out hit after hit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Thinking about fantasy scenarios that involve the molestation of children is totally normal behavior. Just ask wariat and he will point you to many articles and dictionary definitions.

    OP is a groomer
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