2022-05-22 at 3:58 PM UTC
COOF.
one of the most dreaded incovenience of life. sometimes they can be so bad that one would wish theyre dead. and it can only get worse in the era of Covid-29.
in the era of Covid-XX coofing not only brings you great inconvenience and discomfort, but also stares and jeers from peers and strangers alike, jeers and stares that made it blatantly clear; THEY WOULD LYNCH YOU IF THEY LEGALLY COULD.
so what to do if you are coofing or are having The Coof ? A quick cure yes ?
If so, then i am good news for you. and this is how.
1- procure beverages with high alcohol ABV/proof. 40-60% ABV (80-120 proof) are ideal.
2- pour a few mouthful of them into a glass.
3- add ice and/or water according to your manliness. (REAL MEN DRINK WARM 120 PROOF KAO-LIANG WITH NO ICES).
4- draw a mouthful and gargle it in your mouth for a few seconds.
5- swalow.
6- THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT ! -- INHALE AS DEEP AS YPU CAN AND HOLD. HOOOOOOOOLDDDDDD. the longer the better,
the ethanol fumes from your alcoholic beverage will do wonderful
things to the inflamation in your trachea/lungs/bronchials its like sending an entire A30B division into a russian kindergarden full of russian lolis.
what hapens next are something you just have to imagine and phantasize about for the rest of your natural, non-senile life, for I cant say.
but it will be good.
2022-05-22 at 5:09 PM UTC
pity bump because you post in my threads
2022-05-22 at 6:10 PM UTC
Op u should try that with bleach
2022-05-22 at 6:25 PM UTC
Old man pills cure everything
