2022-03-24 at 2:59 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
He started building a bunker in that piece of the desert he purchased. Gigi mixed and poured all the cement by herself while he ate the ubereats orders he was supposed to be delivering.
He doesn't have wifi underground but he watches old underground VHS tapes of max headroom and Budd Dwyer. It's a simple life but it's peaceful and he has moments of contentment. When they pass he leans back in his plus sized computer chair where he pours over the dossiers Ted Gundersons daughter gave him, puts his hands behind his head, closes his eyes and manifests one of the voices in his head into an actual person that he berates and mansplains to them how they're lazy and morally bankrupt and everything used to be better and it's their fault it isn't.
He's starting work on the porch of his bunker next week. Or whenever Gigi can get around to it
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2022-03-24 at 10:31 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm not sure if it was obvious but the joke is that bunkers can't have porches
I bet he likes Kim Mitchell. I wish he gave me contact info
I never miss anyone until they're gone 😔
