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1. 2021-09-12 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Rate your last poop
   
   I’ll go first
   
   colour - slightly lighter than usual
   
   consistency/texture - softer than usual, looks like porridge but firmer
   
   smell - call the poo brigade 😷
   
   painful - no, felt good, easy exit
   
   amount of tp needed - next to none probably
   
   poop duration - had time to read a couple of jokes on the back of the paper and my horoscope and whats on telly tonight
   
   Overall poop experience gets 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 out of 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
2. 2021-09-12 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Color: was a good mid brown.
   
   Consistency: Less then dry. Squish-able but not squishy.
   
   Smell: normal caca scent I guess. Wasn't overwellming but had a stench.
   
   Pailful at all?: No, I felt I cleared out pretty well. Evacuated; Affirmative!.
   
   Amount of tp needed? 5 wrap around palm 2ply x 5.
   2 wipes, 1 from to to smudgehole style kiss, 1 to dab dry, 1 to dab check. Cleaned.
   
   
   Now I just amend a question.
   
   What time of day, pre shower or post shower pooo, how many poopings today?
   
   First preshower (extra point) and one 2 hours afterwards. 2 total.
   
   Poop duration. First explosive wake up shit. I had apple sauce before bed. Good fiber, easy to eat. Had to poo bad when I woke up, grabbed water bottle, sluged most, went to toilet, swiveled my hips to wake the gut. Jumped up n down, sat and long solid snake poop. Felt fucking great.
   
   Overall?? 7.5/10
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3. 2021-09-12 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Sounds like someones been having their weetabix
4. 2021-09-12 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Grylls Sounds like someones been having their weetabix

   
   We have citracel fiber drink in the states, but eating apple sauce can be more beneficial.
5. 2021-09-12 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   The past couple of weeks I’ve toally changed my diet cut out all the bullshit even started calorie counting etc and feel more amazing than ever
6. 2021-09-12 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Grylls The past couple of weeks I’ve toally changed my diet cut out all the bullshit even started calorie counting etc and feel more amazing than ever

   
   Eat bread made out of chick peas, wheat allergies on the inside aka gluton. Find a recipe.
   
   I rather drink baby spinach, carrots, yogurt, banana, grapes n a little water (don't add juice, caloric fat) but then load up on scramble eggs with cheese n bell peppers. Start of the morning.
   
   Chips n salsa are good. Corn is not a gluton. Amazing. I thought they were toxic. But white flour chips are.
7. 2021-09-12 at 7:43 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I used to think watch your diet was just like mehhh stop eating mcdonalds and junk foods or whatever
   
   But to me it now means literally watch every single aspect of it from where the birds food came from who shat out your egg you ate for breakfast etc
8. 2021-09-12 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Flks
9. 2021-09-12 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #9
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   eat mothballs
10. 2021-09-12 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler eat mothballs

    
    stop changing your name so much, Wali
11. 2021-09-12 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Who da