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I saw the light

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    It wasnt a fleshlight
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you saw the cum
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I saw your mom
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    he definitely saw da cum in his nigger granpaps as
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I thought his gramsmams was the kneegrow
  6. #6
    its a maglite in the deepst of your asshole
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOl I worked with a guy who had a wife that was a emergency room nurse.
    They all had a laugh at a guy with a flashlight stuck up his ass and it was funny because it was still on.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    *legs in a V-harness*
    *Shall we begin?"
    *Forceps*
    *Let's turn it on so we can see what we are doing in there."
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion LOl I worked with a guy who had a wife that was a emergency room nurse.
    They all had a laugh at a guy with a flashlight stuck up his ass and it was funny because it was still on.

    lol I laughed. did they have a highlighter pen or it's cap as well?
  10. #10
    There are approximately 920 common items that doctors pull out of people's asses.
  11. #11
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    ^ random but i laughed
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    Originally posted by AngryOnion LOl I worked with a guy who had a wife that was a emergency room nurse.
    They all had a laugh at a guy with a flashlight stuck up his ass and it was funny because it was still on.

    thats where the proverb 'lights at the end of the tunnel' came from.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ^ random but i laughed

    Reportedly, the raw pineapple, the cactus, and GI Joes are the most difficult objects to extract.
  14. #14
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    leave your body and go into the sun
  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls It wasnt a flashlight

    Prolly your house is on fire
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Reportedly, the raw pineapple, the cactus, and GI Joes are the most difficult objects to extract.

    Source the 920 items list.

    It's funny but when I looked up stuff on USA. USA.gov site, I got links to Totse.com/ links to facts regarding reputable information. And even the CIA vault 7 links info from totse. This is why I believe totse had government ties.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Source the 920 items list.

    It's funny but when I looked up stuff on USA. USA.gov site, I got links to Totse.com/ links to facts regarding reputable information. And even the CIA vault 7 links info from totse. This is why I believe totse had government ties.

    We're all spooks.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We're all spooks.

    Post it you spook mother fucker
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