Why is the button placement on the steam deck so retarded?

1. 2021-08-04 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #1
   Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv Houston
   Folks you would think they hired rat face to design this thing
   
   Yikes
   
   I want to like this but I have a feeling it’s going to feel very odd
2. 2021-08-04 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   they did hire me
3. 2021-08-04 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   to rape ur mom