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My friend Fonaplats

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    F is for the friendship that I so dearly treasure
    O is for the onerous amount of time we play vidya games together
    N is for the niggers we make fun of all the time
    A is for America whose shores I'll one day find
    P is for the programming I hope that you will learn
    L is for the lots of fucking money you could earn
    A is for Antisemitism over which we bond
    T is for Transphobia of which we're also fond
    S is for success which that I wish you on this earth
    To Fonaplats, my friend, I hope you know your worth
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    Check for polyps while you're up there lad.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Gay
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    R is for Rachidian because of his back.
    A is for Awesome which is it to play games with him.
    B is for Bankroll which he is always growing.
    B is for burning like the fires he so often builds.
    I is for Intellectual which is an noun describing him.
    T is for Torches which he loves to place.
    W is for White and he is proud to be.
    E is for Egoism because he pursues his interests/
    E is for epos which he does so well.
    D is for Da Nang which is where he likes to freak freaks.
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    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Gay

    thanks for confessing.
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    Rabbi T. Weed Yung Blood
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy R is for Rachidian because of his back.
    A is for Awesome which is it to play games with him.
    B is for Bankroll which he is always growing.
    B is for burning like the fires he so often builds.
    I is for Intellectual which is an noun describing him.
    T is for Torches which he loves to place.
    W is for White and he is proud to be.
    E is for Egoism because he pursues his interests/
    E is for epos which he does so well.
    D is for Da Nang which is where he likes to freak freaks.

    I'm touched by this moving acrostic. Thank you Fonaplats.

    G is for the glory of the people of Israel, the Israelites, who were Chosen by him.
    - is for respect, for recognition of the unknowable nature of the power which Chose us.
    D is for damnation. Damnation in Sheol for those who cross the Chosen people, like the false messiah who boils in excrement and the Germans who tried and failed to destroy us.
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  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Get a room. Gay. Writing love letters to each other.
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    Originally posted by Meikai Get a room. Gay. Writing love letters to each other.

    Her mad bc no one make gay love letter
    This should rectumfy that situation
    She is quick witted trash angel
    N one time she cut off her balls n that was pretty metal
    Of course shes canadian which is minus cool points but shes an
    OG nigga so that counts for something at least shes not
    Bengali eeeeeeew
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