How to sleep

1. 2017-01-08 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fuck me running.
   I can,t sleep anymore,last night I drank 6 vodka drinks,Vaped about 3 hits of wax,then drank my sleepy time concoction which is.
   4oz of water 40 drops of valariran extract,2 grams of magnesium citrate,10mg's of mellatolan and 2 2mg lorazapam .
   I think I have a problem.
2. 2017-01-08 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   More benzos
3. 2017-01-08 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Barbiturates.
4. 2017-01-08 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   benzo's are bad
   Been down that road I didn't like it.
5. 2017-01-08 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by AngryOnion benzo's are bad
   Been down that road I didn't like it.

   
   What do you think lorazepam is.
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   • aldra
6. 2017-01-08 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #6
   Merlin Houston

   Originally posted by AngryOnion >6 vodka drinks
   >Vaped about 3 hits of wax
   >4oz of water 40 drops of valariran extract
   >2 grams of magnesium citrate
   >10mg's of mellatolan
   >2 2mg lorazapam

   
   Jesus H. Christ. No shit you couldn't sleep. Drugs may knock you out, but they won't help you sleep.
   
   Alcohol gives me the worst possible sleep. That and weed will disrupt your REM sleep. When I stopped smoking weed at first I had all the usual problems, now I can sleep 10 hours going to bed at 10pm. It's almost a problem, I work, sleep, and eat. I don't know how normal people stay up so late.
   
   Install flux or redshift on your computer too, and tweak the settings to make it more extreme. It makes a noticeable difference for me and I can change my sleep cycle (ie. go to bed later) simply by turning flux off.
   
   Edit: And how many times did you get up to piss?
7. 2017-01-08 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #7
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   zopicoln
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   • aldra
8. 2017-01-08 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Heroin, weed + a beer
9. 2017-01-10 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #9
   

   omg Yung Blood
   Going jogging + weed + shot of vodka
10. 2017-01-10 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Put on night gown
    Lay on side
    Place hands together like praying mantis and place beneath side of head
    Bend your knees slightly
    Close eyes
    
11. 2017-01-10 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mor eweed
12. 2017-01-10 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #12
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Put on night gown
    Lay on side
    Place hands together like praying mantis and place beneath side of head
    Bend your knees slightly
    Close eyes

    
    Most important part: Snuggle up behind MQ and wrap your body around him. Best sleep you'll ever have.
13. 2017-01-10 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    moe meead
14. 2017-01-10 at 10:21 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Jerk off till you're exhausted beforehand.
15. 2017-01-10 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #15
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Number13 Jerk off till you're exhausted beforehand.

    
    ^^^This....
    
    This helps more than any drug you can take
16. 2017-01-11 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Electric balnaktt + booze