Suicide note

1. 2017-01-03 at 10:25 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I find writing these helps my stress.
   
   
   Dear poopywads,
   feongle peongle pradongle trafovvle plebsters yelcht.
   
   plus plub plumbob stop. u slob
   fuck me tuesdays cause thirsdays i got thirsty pussy taste craving for Tartar sauce flakes
2. 2017-01-03 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole